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music-equation:

#so ash looks to ali for the physical cue how to handle it   #the fact that the announcer called her the wrong number   #and she’s like okay okay ali’s gonna ignore it. i can ignore it too   #except ashlyn is a five year old   #and can’t really keep her brain in check   #and you can see the moment where she comes up with the joke   #she’s so amused and gets like a little puppy at getting to say it   #’are you changing numbers on me’   #and she’s so proud of herself for coming up with that joke   #and ali’s just like ‘you dork’   #and it’s great   #or something   

(Source: rollingbug)

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

almatranquila:

Re-Fucking-Tweet

almatranquila:

Re-Fucking-Tweet

roarandrainbow:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

don’t you dare imply that Dinosaur Eggs ain’t still the most rad thing you’ve ever seen

If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,

- Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via vodkaflavoredkiss)

riotsofmylife:

Video credits to Just-Me-Dori

riotsofmylife:

Video credits to Just-Me-Dori

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

churchofsterek:

gallifreyslocked:

when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

(Source: thewinterswidow)

kennyvee:

kjuw89:

justplainsomething:

hermionegranger:

Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

It’s a miracle!

That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.

asexualpeasant:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

"Do you need help? Here I’ll do it."